this nike bench in brazil is inscribed with the word ‘corra’, which roughly translates as ‘no bitch, no you AIN’T sitting down to rest bitch, keep moving, keep moving you lazy bitch’. it’s a great bench.
i would still find a way to sit on it though. i’d go and get a plank of wood from the local DIY shop and lay it across the bench and then get a duvet and some popcorn and a glass of wine and i’d lie on it looking really happy and when those smug nike executives came by to admire their crazy award-winning work, i’d be like ‘WHAT? WHAT? SAY SOMETHING! SAY SOMETHING NOW!’
nobody tells me what to do, bruv. i’m like pugwall and shit.